I’m trying to get my parents to post something, anything new on my blog. What’s the point of having a blog if you don’t even post to it? They keep complaining about how tired they are. I hear nothing, but excuses. It was just two weeks ago that daddy stayed up all hours of the night poking me and playing his guitar. And mommy could fall asleep at a moment’s notice at anytime during the 9 months she spent baking me. Now all of a sudden a little bit of lost sleep makes them incompetent. I barely wake up at midnight, 3am, and 6am! Geez, parents are getting so weak these days. I guess their way of making it up to me is putting me in this lousy swing.